Cool 2b Real!

I submit to you, dear reader, that whenever the phrase

Real girls are "keepin' it real" by building strong bodies and strong minds... and they're feeling great about themselves!

appears on the same page as:

Funded by America's Beef Producers SM ©2003

we get even closer to Nostradamus' prediction that cattlemen would someday harness the body image problems of preteen girls for their own partially hydrogenated purposes. Check it OUT, and see if it reminds you of the back of a box of girl scout cookies; the idea of the site, which is indeed funded by various beef lobbyists, is to win back preteen girl mindshare from vegan/vegetarians. See site next week for Rubenesque plumpers playing soccer with large ground beef sphere, while awkward, anemic vegans sit on sidelines looking forlorn.

Posted by fthomas at February 11, 2003 01:33 PM